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(I think) Complete, as of 12/20) list of Troll phrases and their English equivalents

  • Human Concept: Troll Equivalent
  • Category: Body parts!
  • Ears: Auricular Sponge Clots, Hear Ducts
  • Throat: Chitinous Windhole, Meal Tunnel, Shout Sphincter, Protein Chute, Squeal Pipette
  • Nose: Cartilage Nub, Sniffnode, Snort Barrels
  • Vocal Cords: Squawk Blister
  • Skull: Porous Cranial Plates, Spinal Crevice
  • Head: Nugbone
  • Mind: Sponge (obviously not used all the time, has been used on more than one occasion. More “you’re out of your sponge” than “this organ right here that makes you halfway sapient is your sponge.” )
  • ON THAT NOTE, NOW IS PROBABLY A GOOD TIME TO POINT OUT THAT THESE TERMS ARE CALLED BY THEIR ENGLISH EQUIVALENTS FAIRLY OFTEN AS WELL, WHICH HELPS TO ESTABLISH CONTEXT. YOU’RE JUST AS LIKELY TO HEAR “SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT” AS YOU ARE “SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR PROTEIN CHUTE.” I’M NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHY I’M SPEAKING IN CAPS HERE, BUT WHATEVER. AND I PROBABLY COULD HAVE JUST POSTED THIS ABOVE THE CHART INSTEAD OF STRETCHING THIS BOX BUT WHAT THE FUCK EVER.
  • Brain: Think Pan, Lobe Stem, Puzzle Sponge
  • Mouth: Seedflap, Squawk Gaper, Question Geyser
  • Most likely similar to a penis, but more alien-y. Definitely a part of Troll anatomy that is used for reproduction. : Bone bulge
  • Heart (Seadweller): Collapsing and Expanding Bladder Based Aquatic Vascular System
  • Tongue (Also used for "plate"): Nutrition Plateau
  • Another sex organ, obviously. Most likely a rough analogue for testicles. In that case “globes” works just as well. Depending on whether or not Karkat was just being Karkat, this might lead credence to the “vestigial gender” theory: Autoerogonous Shame Globes
  • Fingers: Prongs
  • Eyelids: Lookstubs
  • Heart (landlubbers): Pump Biscuit
  • Eyeballs: Ganderbulbs
  • Funny Bone: Absurdity Palate
  • Category: Cultural crap!
  • House: Hive
  • Neighborhood: Lawn rings
  • (Bed)Room: (Respite)Block
  • Bed: Recuperacoon, Cocoon
  • Born: Hatched
  • Birthday: Wriggling Day, Larval Awakening
  • Toilet: Load Gaper (Bluebloods say "toilet")
  • Fan: Whirling device
  • Baby, child: Wiggler
  • Bathtub: Ablution Trap (Bluebloods say "bathtub.")
  • Tree: Frond Nub
  • Schoolhouse: Schoolhive
  • Plate: Nutrition Plateau
  • Unicycle: One Wheeled Device
  • Bicycle: Two Wheeled Device
  • Wheelchair: Four Wheeled Device
  • Refrigerator: Thermal Hull
  • Fork: Throb Stalk
  • Cake, bread, meatloaf: Grubloaf
  • Winter-y holdiay: 12th Perigee's
  • Yard: Lawn Ring
  • Coffin: Corpse Box
  • Hatchet: Thresher (Was also used in a similar context to “fan.”)
  • Funeral: Corpse Party
  • Rap: Slam Poetry
  • Peter Pan: Pupa Pan
  • Coin: Troll Caegar
  • LARP: FLARP
  • Laptop: Grubtop
  • Braille: Trollbraille
  • Binary: Beenary
  • Possibly an IV?: Grubtube
  • Beef: Beefgrub
  • Friend: Enemy
  • Barking: Braying
  • Seamstress: Ragripper
  • Pirate: Petticoat Seagrift, Gambligant
  • Vampire: Rainbow Drinker
  • !: Shout Pole
  • ?: Surprise Noodle
  • Courtroom: Courtblock
  • Lawyer/Bounty Hunter: Legislacerator
  • Judge: Honorable Tyranny
  • Category: Fauna!
  • Chicken: Cluckbeast, Spleenfowl
  • Horse: Hoofbeast
  • Squirrel: Nut Creature
  • Seahorse: Aquatic Hoofbeast
  • Armored Bears/ Panserbjorne?: Cholerbears
  • Sadface: Musclebeast
  • Category: FIGURES OF SPEECH FUCK
  • “hand and foot”: Prong and Nub
  • "sticky fingers: Lascivious Prongs
  • "crazier than a shithouse rat": Shithive maggots
  • "knee slappers": Nub slappers
  • "cup of tea" : "cup of sauce"
  • "puts the icing on the cake": "puts the mucus on the grubloaf"
  • "tripping balls": "tripping globes." Hussie, I love you for that one.
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